This is a very interesting and informative thread to me, albeit in a somewhat humorous way, in addition to the expected one. I've learned that not all knot-tyers are "obsessive compulsive". Now, I say that somewhat "tongue in cheek", but not completely - it's just that I find the notion of a person who sits around playing with new ways to connect rope to something (if only itself) - and
isn't[/i] at least the "obsessive" part - a bit self-contradicting...
As an admitted obsessive, I'd have to show him, at the very least:
Hunter's (bend) - And no, not using the method most books I've seen show that's much, much harder to tie. I'd show him using the interlocking overhand and underhand loops method. Very simple and almost foolproof - no deliberate capsizing necessary.
Alpine butterfly (loop in the bight) - Hard to get much simpler and more secure than this one.
Boom (hitch) - Hey, it's not that much harder than the others, but look at the advantages...
Double dragon (end loop) - Hey, it's not that much harder than the others, but look at the advantages...
Midshipman's (sliding adjustable loop)
Ichabod's (sliding loop)
And, I don't know, while I was at it, I think I'd have to show him the Versatackle, since he already knows the butterfly and double dragon loops to make it with.
All that having been said, I like the idea of just showing him the figure-of-eight knots. But no obsessive compulsive person could sleep at night, having shown him so little...
Mark