When, almost two years ago, I tied the
Locked Cow hitch (1), I could nt imagine what an imaginative knot tyer would pull from his hat, in order to dismiss this
superb knot beforehand ( as all knot tyers do too often, for the knots which they had missed, so they have now to ignore or run down...).
Now I know !
A gargantuan spar !
After much deeeep thinking during those two years, this hitch has finally been characterized by a laborious knot tyer as "
bad", and "
dubiously" spar hitch, because its Tail End can not be squeezed tightly enough in between the riding turns and the surface of the spar, when this spar is thick enough.
How thick ? Well, this is left to the reader to decide... This laborious knot tyer, who was thinking about what he could say about this knot for two looong years before he spell out his wise verdict, has no time to
measure things : he only attaches a sticky label to the knot he wishes/prays to
disappear ( along with its tyer, if possible...

)
So, I searched in my laboratory, and I found the
thinner possible spar / pole, which demands a re-tucking of the Tail End of the Locked Cow hitch, because its surface is, relatively to the diameter of the rope, too flat to squeeze it underneath the riding turns and immobilize it. Well, it turns out that it was neither so thin, nor so spar/pole ! It was
a pot !

When the ratio of the diameter of a (slippery) rope to the diameter of a (slippery) spar/pole reaches 1 /10 - 1/12, the Tail End of the Locked Cow hitch should be secured by
an additional tuck, through the knot s nub. See this retucked Locked Cow hitch in the first three attached pictures.
As I had explained many times, the difficult and interesting thing in all those
tight hitches/binders (2), is NOT how we secure/lock the Tail End ! This something any decent hitch worth its name has to deliver - we have dozens of dozens secure hitches. The difficult and interesting thing is how we secure/lock the Standing End, so the hitch can accumulate any tensile forces are induced into its wraps during pre-tightening or tightening. In short, how to tie a
ratchet-ing rope mechanism, which enables the hitch/binder to shrink and lock, without been able to be released by itself, even while there is no more pull coming from the Standing End. Such a
tight hitch/binder can withstand much heavier lengthwise loadings, because its wraps, being already pre-tensioned, can not be distorted too much ( be transformed from circular to elongated oval ones ) and let the spar/pole slip easily though them.
( At the last attached picture I show the corresponding "
Dan Lehman s hitch" tied around a spar/pole - which is a
genuine spar hitch, not a "
dubiously spar hitch", as the
Locked Cow hitch is, according to the recent invention/discovery of the
gargantuan spar !
Where is the pole/spar ? Inside the pot, in the form of a seed of a tree, which, in just a few years, it will grow up, and so we will get a thick enough trunk, filling the diameter of the pot, to tie the hitch around it.
Where is the hitch ? Inside the pot, too, in a "virtual" state : it is not non-existing, it is just un-shown - perhaps due to the
perspective, which does not enable us to see inside...

It is funny what one is forced to figure out, just to say something negative about anything... The other day another laborious knot tyer discovered the "
elastic material" and the "
bungee chord", to dismiss beforehand any knot that can not be tied on it ! Now, this laborious knot tyer discovers the "
gargantuan pole", to dismiss the best, most simple, most tight, most easily tied TIB 2-wrap hitch we have.
The constructive criticism is to tie the hitch in many poles, and report the size of the pole that demands a further tucking of the Tail End. The whining criticism is to hide oneself behind labels, and to baptize a hitch as a "ring hitch", because it can not be tied around a pole the diameter of a pot ! )
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http://igkt.net/sm/index.php?topic=4035.msg24785#msg247852.
http://igkt.net/sm/index.php?topic=4155.0